Joe Kwon is toast.

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mao
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Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby mao » Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:50 am

I was having breakfast this morning and was about to eat this piece of toast when I noticed that it looked peculiar.
At first I thought it was Jesus flipping me off. That seemed ridiculous to me so I took a closer look and I noticed he was actually playing what appeared to be a cello.
I thought "Wait a minute. Jesus didn't play a cello."
Then I thought "OH MY GOD ..."
And I instantly felt bad for that because I figured that Jesus was listening since I was thinking about him and all. Maybe he thought I was praying or something.
But anyway, I thought "OH MY GOD! (felt bad) THAT'S JOE KWON!!"
And I was stunned. I know it's a message but I don't know what it means.
I want to save it and have it autographed but I'm afraid if I mail it to him that he'll just cut it into four arranged pieces, drizzle some ginger-butter over it and toss a lemon zest and spring of rosemary on it before taking a picture of it.
I wouldn't want it back then. I hate ginger.

What should I do?!?!?!

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby greybird » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:29 pm

All those things on toast sound awesome. Well, minus the rosemary. Foodie Joe Kwon would approve. What app does this?

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby mao » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:25 pm

Never mind. My cat is a jerk.

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby SundayRehab » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:48 pm

Damnable cat. I bet that would have brought in big bucks on Ebay.
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.”
― Louis Armstrong

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby mao » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:52 am

Well, I took your suggestion Sunny Rhianna and tried to sell my cat on eBay.
I got a bidder but he demanded a refund after I couldn't ship it either by Post Office of FedEx (so stupid, I had food in the box...I was paying for express).
So I had to give the money back and I still had to pay auction fees.
It just ended up costing me money and I still have this cat who keeps eating all my toast.
I haven't had a decent BLT in weeks.
So if anybody wants a cat then let me know.
I'd let it go for free at this point if you'll just pay the postage and keep it on the low.
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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby SundayRehab » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:04 am

Try Hester. She is crazy about cats.
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.”
― Louis Armstrong

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby bobzimmerman » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:32 am

Mmmmm . . . toast.

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Re: Joe Kwon is toast.

Postby mao » Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:27 am

Your spirit animal is a house cat.
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